following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡


My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

(via death-by-lulz)

July 28th, 2014 // 242,083 notes




I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via manda)

July 28th, 2014 // 499,542 notes


After a 3.4 mile hike I arrived at this lake.

Where is this because its beautiful
reasons why periods suck


  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

(via disturbingthemind)

July 28th, 2014 // 69,298 notes




spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

girls are awesome

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July 28th, 2014 // 14,958 notes

I’m never taking it off


When you send a girl home from school because her shorts or too short, or her clothing is immodest, you are telling her that hiding her body is more important than her education. You are telling her that making sure the boys have a distraction-free learning environment is more important than her education. In a way, you’re telling her that the boys are more entitled to an education than she is, and that isn’t acceptable.

(Source: miss-glowshine, via nexttimeforever)

July 28th, 2014 // 273,945 notes

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via disturbingthemind)

July 28th, 2014 // 51,357 notes


I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing

(Source: meorientai, via mariadichiaraaa)

July 28th, 2014 // 232,039 notes
Loving can cost a lot
but not loving costs more