burgerkid:

operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working

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August 26th, 2014 // 95,354 notes

dutchster:

*walks out of wifi range*
let’s go home

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August 26th, 2014 // 152,794 notes

analish:

too lazy to get into the shower, too lazy to get out of the shower :/

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August 3rd, 2014 // 1,363 notes

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

cupcakeacorn:

who wants to move to new york with me

we can get a tiny shoe box apartment that’s too expensive

explore the city daily

become regulars at some coffee shop 

have sleepovers in the living room

marathon our favorite movies and tv shows

sit together while we blog

always order in because we’re too lazy to cook

play board games

and idk maybe we could get a cat or dog

THIS

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August 3rd, 2014 // 194,975 notes

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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August 3rd, 2014 // 147,049 notes
REBLOG IF U A LIL STRESSED

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August 3rd, 2014 // 235,910 notes
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin (via tarheeltrash)

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August 3rd, 2014 // 41 notes
It’s hard to hide your feelings, when they’re rolling down your face. (via miinadee)

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August 2nd, 2014 // 19,731 notes

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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July 31st, 2014 // 712,843 notes
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

(via death-by-lulz)

July 28th, 2014 // 252,998 notes
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